Fifty Shades of Messed Up

moonager:

One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

Why do we let the one thing we don’t have affect all the things we do have?
Sex and the City (via bareffaced)

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

bludgertothehead:

but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

algeabra:

but what are the perks of being a wallflower

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.
Hazrat Inayat Khan (via lazyyogi)